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Don’t sue us please, we would appreciate you refraining from doing so, and by using this site you are actually forbidden from doing so unless of course you feel discriminated against for not being allowed to sue, in which case, in order to not discriminate against you, you may continue to use the site only to the degree that which you feel not discriminated against enough to avoid suing. All failed attempts to cover our asses, our assets, ourselves or any other noun or word with or without it’s intended meaning via this disclaimer and privacy policy as well as the terms are not intentional, and we reserve the right to change this after the fact, and thus shall be given a second chance to find lawyers that can make this disclaimer even more technical and thorough, so any lawsuit for anything that hasn’t been covered in the terms, the disclaimer, or the privacy page still can be covered in the future and apply to the past.If you have a problem with this, there are other victims for you to sue. if the courts find a problem with this disclaimer, below is where language will be inserted for a legally binding document that the reader must sign. being that the disclaimer is not issued in the space marked, it mean the site is not intended for public use.
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After all, if some quantum physics (as well as qualitative) and quantum mechanics theories are correct, any concept of time may be just an illusion anyways, so we can’t be liable for doing things in a different order than you expected. For evidence please refer to the study that showed that people who studied AFTER a test was complete had better results. (link to study not found at the moment but will be added) Also please consult the entire library of congress before proceeding.
Also, if you do not find this page humorous, you have to leave. You’re so vain, you probably think this disclaimer is about you, don’t you? It may be, or maybe not, that’s up to us unless of course we choose to be free from the responsibility from anything we choose such as deciding whether or not this disclaimer applies to you or not.
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands (although we are not liable for injury occurred during the aforementioned clapping). If you’re not clapping, we ask you to leave this site as grumpy people and happy people who don’t follow directions have a higher chance of placing a lawsuit which is against the interests of this site because we really, really don’t want a lawsuit, pretty please. This is not intended to discriminate against grumpy people or people of any specific group, but is instead meant only to say we prefer not to have grumpy people here, which of course is objective and determined by us at a later date.
Technical jibberjabber, hogwash, jargon and gobbledygook and such to be inserted here in the future… then again as mentioned before (and after) it’s probably possible that it’s already happened (and hasn’t), but our 3 dimensional brains just haven’t processed time and events occurring simultaneously outside of the 3 dimensional realm, if quantum theories are correct. We reserve the right to postpone any statement until all known things about quantum theories and the universe in general are proven correct.
All judges and jury in the court of law may be either required to read this or required not to depending on what gives us a better chance of avoiding ambulance chasing lawsuits. By ambulance chasing lawsuits and anything else typed here, we refer not to any terms in the dictionary but whatever we want it to mean and not limited to one thing. Will the real slim shady please stand up? All those who are standing and indeed are the real slim shady, you are immune from any such disclaimer, however if your name is also Marshall Mathers or eminem and you are the real slim shady, you are not immune just in case he actually is standing. If you claim to be the real slim shady but are not marshall mathers, we reserve the right to say you are not the real slim shady, and we in fact reserve the right to say that anyways. Either way this document probably protects us from you, or at least I sincerely hope.
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The definitions of any word may change without warning at any given time, as may the disclaimer itself. if it is updated it does not always mean the old one is void, just that it can be if we hold that intention in our mind. Therefore if you are not a mindreader with accuracy of a 99.99% you cannot be sure that anything we say is meant for you… also, mindreaders and anyone trying to undermine us are prohibited from this site.
Either way I hope you realize that this disclaimer does apply to you unless we choose for it not to whenever we want. Also, all respective names and trademarks belong to their respective owners. we tried our best to accurately represent whatever words, names, characters, ideas, images, nouns, verbs, language, perceptions of what the word or words mean, but we aren’t sure if we really meant it. You cannot say whether or not we were sarcastic or misunderstood what we were saying, so what matters is the intention, and we intend not to get sued and stuff so don’t. On the other hand, if you want to be protected from getting sued yourself, understand that all content, referring to published words on but not limited to articles, comments, emails,etc are property of stocktradinginvestments.com and their respective owners. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t, hey macarena. some of this applies to you, some of this doesn’t, we reserve the right to chose in case you can’t tell. If you sue us we declare no lawsuit ties infinities, no backsies, games over, no new games allowed unles you grant us 3 wishes, and the first wish would be that you refrain from doing anything but grant wishes, the 2nd wish would be for 1000 more wishes, and if that is not possible the 2nd wish is that it is made possible and the third wish is for 1000 more wishes. From there we would pretty much wish for material and immaterial wealth, abundance and happiness, but of course we would have to make a long statement like this disclaimer to ensure we actually get everything we inteneded on getting. For example if we wished for “peace on earth” and everyone on earth froze in time therefore leaving the world peaceful we would reserve the right to a “do-over” even if you claimed “no backsies” or any variation thereof. Also, when making this disclaimer we were crossing our fingers which may in some instances mean we were lying, in others meaning we didn’t mean it and the real disclaimer has yet to be posted, and in other cases meant nothing but we were doing it for good luck, as if luck were some kind of skill that can be influenced, which kind of contradicts the idea of “luck” to begin with, but that’s for us to decide. It is possible that everything typed here was an accident, and was more of a “free flowing” consciousness experiment where My fingers just started moving and stuff started typing. unofficial Ad**If you have a mess clean it up with the quilted quicker picker upper, bounty**end of unofficial ad, perhaps… It is therefore possible that anything written was not intended and therefore we are not liable. it is equally possible that it was intended. Most likely it either was or was not intended depending on which we decide holds up better in court and if it so happens we are wrong and it doesn’t hold up in court, we automatically mean something that does hold up in court, no backsies. Also if you need a scapegoat, my pet fish has declared itself liable so blame it on him, blame it on the remy, blame it on the al-al-al-al-a alcohol.
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Loop the following—>This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started reading it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue reading it forever just because This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started reading it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue reading it forever just because This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started reading it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue reading it forever just because This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started reading it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue reading it forever just because This is the disclaimer that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people, started reading it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue reading it forever just because
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repeat a centillion times centillion to the centillionth power times a googolplex before continuing (however we are not liable for use of time in doing so)
If there is any confusion about this than perhaps before assuming that it is because we intentionally wrote it that way that’s because of the fractal nature of our reality diverts our attention to different points in time and space. Perhaps we believed it to be opposite day and wrote everything backwards only to realize that it wasn’t opposite day halfway through it. anything you say can and will be used against you, as I am rubber and you are glue, therefore whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you, but sticks and stones do not apply here, however words can only hurt me if I let them and I defer any pain onto others as they would instead defer their peace and love onto me. Anything I say is to either be taken as gospel or a grain of salt depending on which metaphor I decide works best for the situation.
Si tu no puedes hablar en espanol, es tu problema, y no mis. Estamos no responsable para nada. The disclaimer still applies to people who don’t speak english. El burro sabes mas que tu. Si el burro no sabes nada, y tu sabes mas que el burro, lo siento, perro, estamos no responsable para nada. un otro vez… estamos no responsable para nada. uno vez mas… estamos no responsable para nada.
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For those of you that speak english and don’t know spanish, the previous statement applies to you, porque el burro sabes mas que tu, bobolongo. If we offended you, we are not liable for anything, or nothing, depending upon how you use your words to make a sentence, but basically it’s not our problem o problema. La cuccoracha, el macarena, chino chino japenese come caca no me vez. That wasn’t meant to be offensive, but I heard some children say it in spanish. Blame them and the culture for allowing children to make that saying for racism, not me.
It is entirely possible that this disclaimer is real, but it also may be for my own entertainment. You do have to read it and it does apply to you, but at the same time in some situations, it may be intended for my eyes only, ultimately I get to decide both and neither and either meaning I want. If that doesn’t make sense to you, perhaps you shouldn’t question me, but the uncertain nature of our reality. Occam’s razor states that the most simple answer must be the right one, but that does not apply here. Gravity does not apply to me, I am legend…There’s so much drama in the LBC… I feel like bustin loos, a cannot be held accountable for my sins, hallelujah. Since this is a religious doctrine, separation of church and state prohibits lawsuits on anything relating to this site, if that is determined to be false, then I take back the statement even if there’s a law effectively declaring “no backsies” as those words were not my own but a mouse came up and typed those letters for me and every time I try to change it I hear voices in my head. In the event that I need to declare insanity it is well documented that I hear voices in my head… they made me say that… no they didn’t, yest they did… I’m not schizophrenic, but I am, shut up I’m trying to write a disclaimer here… anyways… I wanted to document potential craziness in advanced… just in case it’s needed in the future, which is what we’re all trying to go back to, but we need a flux capacitor with 1.21 gigawatts to power a DeLorean DMC-12 going 88 miles per hour in order for that to happen. However However, the theory of general relativity does suggest scientific grounds for thinking backwards time travel could be possible in certain unusual scenarios, although arguments from semiclassical gravity suggest that when quantum effects are incorporated into general relativity, these loopholes may be closed. These semiclassical arguments led Hawking to formulate the chronology protection conjecture, suggesting that the fundamental laws of nature prevent time travel, but physicists cannot come to a definite judgment on the issue without a theory of quantum gravity to join quantum mechanics and general relativity into a completely unified theory. (the prior statement about timetravel is property of wikipedia.).
Prior to continuing, make sure to up-jump the boogie to the wikki wikki beepob to bee.
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At this point, it may be determined that there is nothing more that can be done to make this disclaimer look legitimate, as I have taken it to a “whol nottha leffal” (mad tv link to be added), but I plead the 5th or the 1st or whatever, and if ya’ll don’t like it (insert conclusion of Dr. Dre lyrics from forgot about dre lyric here, unless it offends people).
For more instructions on how to interpret this, I suggest this, however by verbal statements that may be interpreted as executive order the last two presidents have essentially declared it just a piece of paper, so if needed I will use their statement as a reference as you forgive those who use it against me, and lead us not into lawsuit, but deliver us from being declared sacrilegious or antiamerican, and such.
To Fully understand this disclaimer and to argue against stocktradinginvestments.com or it’s owners in the present, past, future, or beyond in anyway, you must go back to previous loop and read until death while doing nothing else, however I am not liable for loss or waste of life for doing so. If you are an immortal being, it is requires that you read an infinite amount of times beyond infinity into the infinite concept that exists in the 11th dimension, and beyond the magnitude of time and all dimensions before you are allowed. If you wish to continue to prosecute judgement onto me, you must be judged with the same result as I am you and you are me and such. If that is not good enough than I am going to plead insanity and ignorance and may forgiveness be granted by all. This also applies to judgement upon my soul, unless of course I call backsies which over rides “no backsies” and any eternally powerful backsies. Sorry. Lo siento. I win, nanny nanny boo boo, you can’t sue me. And may all good karma and love and life and fortune and fame and peace, and wholeness and general Godliness, be blessed on me and everyone around me forever and ever, amen. so be it, it is done. Additionally, this disclaimer applies to anything and everything regardless of whether or not this disclaimer is linked to from the site you are reading or not. You should have read the fine print as a legal document has multiple pages and are intended to be read in it’s entirety, so to do we consider the internet a single collective document. As such you must finish the internet completely and this document must therefore apply to you unless of course it gives you a reason to judge or sue or something that is not pleasant to us.
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